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Eagletoned

When someone in a position of power is forced out after allegations of underlying disorders or mental health conditions resurface.

Named after former U.S Senator Thomas Eagleton, who was forced to withdrawal from being George McGovern's running mate in the 1972 Presidential Election after he admitted to being hospitalized with bouts of depression throughout his life.
Jeff was really excited about becoming the new Assistant Manager but once his boss found out he had dyslexia Jeff was Eagletoned.
Eagletoned by Pickle Richard July 12, 2021
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Eagletized

(1)To become confused by overwhelming logic. (2)To succumb to impressive analytics and ratiocination. (3) To attempt to follow along without page numbers.
Steve lured me into his "Executive Summary" then eagletized me with his charts and graphs.

Damn! Alfred E. Neuman just saved me 15% on my health insurance!!!
Eagletized by James.Neutron June 24, 2008

eagleton 

A bird. A name common with Native Americans. A hot boy
Christopher Eagleton do your chores.
eagleton by anynomes March 2, 2018

Matthew Eaglestone 

A Matthew Eaglestone is a person that is most likley british and is pansexual
MATTHEW EAGLESTONE STOP WRITING DEFINITIONS ABOUT ME

lonny eagleton 

the bassist for black veil brides. He's one to sexiest people alive.
person 1: did you see lonny eagleton last night?
person 2: yeah, he was so good.
lonny eagleton by emo1988 November 23, 2021

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026