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Xavier : Let's go to ESUMS

Guy : Hell no that school is full of crackers.
ESUMS by EXPUNGEDANDREDACTED December 21, 2021
Impossible to figure out way that girls/women seem to know EVERYTHING about what we men do.
Earl: Coming to the bar tonight?

Joe: My girl found out I was cheating, I cleaned up the apartment and everything but she just....knows.

Earl: It's the ESPMS, man. They all have it.

Joe: But how did she...

Earl: THEY ALL HAVE IT.
ESPMS by the_cajun88 February 8, 2010
Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.
Esus by Jack June 17, 2003
This school funny asf all them bitches weird and shit let’s not start on wyatt oh and them kickdoe niggas go there but they weird to 💁🏼 ♀️
I went to eums 2 years ago
EUMS by A bitch in Monroe May 19, 2020
I hate these esus’s
Esus by Whatdpingdaddy August 29, 2019

Esumbaway 

A word that is used in hispanic slang,like for say.It means now,like right now.Esumbaway can also mean a racial term towards another race.This can be used in other ways to refer to something.It can be a code of some kind.
-Esumbaway?
-What a esumbaway.
-Can I see the esumbaway?
Esumbaway by Fungames December 11, 2008