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the coolest of mbti types, total womanizer, funny af and deserves to be the centre of attention always
“yo that guy looks pretty cool..”
“damn.. must be an ESTP.”
“you got that right”
ESTP by LoverNotLoser October 2, 2021
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ESTP's are:
- Good-excellent at sport(s)
- Multi-talented - have the ability to be good at just about anything they do
- Bold risk-takers - up for almost anything that's fun or daring
- Very entertaining and have a great sense of humour
- Very popular and have a wide social circle
- Bed a lot of women and generally uninterested in getting involved in LT relationships and if they do will often cheat

they usually date esfp's because well...esfps will take off their clothes for anyone, especially an estp.
their "dual" or "ideal" mate is an infp. the quite, dreamy, innocent, vulnerable person.
-"FUCK FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS GOD DAMN IT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OFF RIGHT NOW. SHIT. FUCKIN' PIECES OF SHIT. FUCKING ASSHOLES! *throws something on the ground* GRAAAAAAAAA! Hey, I'm not mad at you, don't worry."

-- ugh....you must be an estp.
ESTP by charlyrafaeli July 8, 2011
My friend is too good for you...ESTPD asshole
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