Better then awesome, awesome-er.
There is nothing better then the awesome-erst.
It is higher then infinity plus 1.
Andrew: 'im awesome'
Carly: 'yeah well im awesome-er'
Andrew: 'thats not even a word'
Carly: 'oh yeah well im the awesome-erst'
Andrew: ' daymn gurlll you are the awesome-erst. i looe, im going to let my koala ears blow in the breeze'
Race: "When yer famous, the woild is yer erster."
Newsies: "Your what?"
Race: "YER ERSTER. Hey yk yer fancyclam wit the poyle inside!"
Newsies: "OYSTER"
Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.
I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.