The name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. Commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: God, Jesus Christ, The president, or King Erk III. Also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.

James: Wow! I saw Erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
Derek: No way! Your so lucky!

Erk by Mynamesnotrick6000 July 20, 2010

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erk or urk

More like an onomatopoeia (the word used to describe a sound). Erk/urk - to squeal tires, the sound of squealing tires. Tire burn out.

Hey, you heard that tire-squealin' in the street right after that gunshot? Yeah, they erk or urk d them tires.

erk or urk by somenothingness June 17, 2010

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Erk-Ball

A very pleasurable, fun, and spirit lifting game involving a soccer ball and two very active men. The ball is passed back and forth in a very fashionable and socially acceptable way, and both parties always win. Twists and turns are involved, and there is no sweeter victory than succeeding in the game of erk-ball.

James: Hey Erk! Lets go play some erk-ball!
Erk: LASSKOOOO!

Erk-Ball by erkball8594938495843932094 August 8, 2010

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Erk N' Jerk Serp

A concoction of E&J brandy mixed with a sedative syrup such as Hydrocodone/Hydromet/Hycodan. Similar to "sizzurp" and/or "purple drank". Syrup may or may not be cherry/strawberry flavored but is typically red in color. Recommended with Dr Pepper, Coca Cola or Jarrito's Lime Soda.

I moved from Miami to Atlanta and these cats introduced me to that Erk n' Jerk Serp! I was wasted all day!

Erk N' Jerk Serp by mr_bojiggler October 20, 2010

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Erk

to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.

You need to stop ERKing me.
That song erks me.

Erk by Naz/Cris January 29, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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