EPOS

The delicate yet elusive act of taking a car and ploughing it through a grassy pane, wether it be a park, field or any area that has grass on its surface. Some fear EPOS, others have it in their blood.

EPOS professional: Fancy epos'ing the absolute fuck out of that park a bit later?
EPOS assistant: highly deece

by George Thomas! August 20, 2009

EPOS

An accronym for Expensive Piece Of Shit. Extension of POS (Piece Of Shit). Used to describe objects that have no material or functional gain over cheaper alternatives but serve to cater to expensive tastes.

I paid extra for the gold plated model but it just ended up being an EPOS

by Kh0de September 1, 2020

Epose

A term used to define the exposure of an individual.

Wow summer just eposed Faith's shoulder!

by TwistedCord June 15, 2018

Epostal

The electronic equivalent of going postal but instead of going after the employees in person, it is going after them electronically by means of sending them a nasty virus.

Jim: That's it i've had it with my coworkers.
Ruby: Sounds like you are ready to go postal
Jim: Make that epostal as I'm working from home today.

by Mops11 August 2, 2011

Eposodical

If something is released in episodes it is “eposodical” .

Eh-puh-sod-ic-al

The show is released eposodical.

by CjayDaGr8 October 30, 2020

epossum

When a person pretends to not be there when chatting online.

Everything was cool until I asked her out, then she went all ePossum on me.

by joeyjoejo1200 January 20, 2008

epost

e-mail with a capital E at the beginning of a sentence

At least the perceptions that sentences commencing with epost should start with a capital letter has not proliferated.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008