EEHG

Explosive Ear Hair Growth.

"Daniel, do you have EEHG?"

by Xavier Lindley January 19, 2007

ughjgcghggehhh uhgh EEHGHHJCGCHXGXHXHHGCHGHECGHHCHGH

the cough sound someone makes when they have a disease

Person 1: "Bro, do you fucking have cancer?"
Person 2: "ughjgcghggehhh uhgh EEHGHHJCGCHXGXHXHHGCHGHECGHHCHGH"
Person 3: "That does not sound like cancer, that sounds like AIDS."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "I actually have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and I'm going to get checked up with someone at Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg but I realized my mom wants me to get a thyroparathyroidectomy which sounds awful and I'm surprised to overcome my hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia."
Person 3: "w h a t"
Person 4: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOST AT NNN"

by goober guy lol November 25, 2025