ED johnson

Erectilly Disfunctional penis.

I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Ed Johnson

A slang name that is not meant to be a reference to any person who actually carries this name, but, rather to identify someone who posseses the characteristics that the slang name describes.

Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.

Foxy Chick: Ooh! Whose the NEW guy?

Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.

Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!

Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.

Foxy Chick: What's his name?

Slutty Bitch: John Doe.

by Heidi Roe, ex lesbo June 11, 2006

Ed Johnson

Saving a cup that hits the last cup of the game, winning the entire game.

Damn, I just Ed Johnsoned that bitch.

by Doerr7 July 2, 2022

Patrick Johnson’ed

Verb: To steal, eat and finish something that doesn’t belong to you. Typically done behind the back of one of your colleagues.

Oi mate, I just proper Patrick Johnson’ed the shit out of those biccys.

by jonnybaldwin December 15, 2016

johnson'ed

=getting slammed in the anus!

i was out wit my boy pat bainer and he johnson'ed that bitch..

by carl j sanders January 24, 2009

Johnson'ed

To dick something up carelessly .When something goes horribly wrong or derails a whole project.

As soon as the bolt snapped I realized i had just Johnson'ed this whole day!!

by SEA6472 July 16, 2020

Backdoor Johnson'ed

A person who unexpectedly leaves an event in a unannounced manner ... usually with illegal or immoral intent ... exiting a backdoor.

" We were having a great time until she "backdoor johnson'ed" me."

by TrueStory2-13 April 2, 2012