E.R. Car

The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.

A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.

"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."

E.R. Car by Innocent Byproduct March 2, 2024

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr 

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real

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a car hits me and im in the e.r fr by dogethatman September 18, 2025

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Car Insid-'er Joke 

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.

'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'

Car Insid-'er Joke by The Final Girl Support Group July 19, 2021