eportfolio is defined as confusion as well as complete and utter chaos. It's sole purpose in it's existence is to kill as many brain cells inside of the human teenager as possible.
yo braden, did you log into yo eportfolio?
Nah that shi left me wit bleedin kindey and a fuckin migrane
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"