Paulo Dybala is a great football player. He’s the cutest and the most handsome guy in earth. He’s the definition of cute, sexy, handsome. His eyes are so beautiful that you would melt if you look at it.
Oh my god, Paulo Dybala was so cute!
Damn it, Paulo Dybala is so handsome.
I want to kiss Paulo Dybala so badly.
(Noun) Brand of beer locally brewed in Ocean City, MD, known for causing panties to drop when administered in excessive amounts. Also good for lubricating dry twister boards, decorating local advertisements, and encouraging the use of power tools in a non-productive (typically dangerous) manner.
Dude...When I pulled out DeBalls the other night, she jumped on me like a fat kid opening presents outside Denny's!!
Paulo Dybala is the best football player on earth. He’s the cutest and the most handsome guy you’ve ever seen. His eyes are so beautiful that it could melt your heart!
Paulo Dybala is the most handsome guy on earth.
I wish to kiss Paulo Dybala.
The act of being whipped by your girlfriend/wife. She rips off the testicles and puts them in a jar to show all your friends who wears the pants in the relationship.
deballify, deballified, deballifying
Paul was deballified by Tristen when she told him to stay at home and cuddle instead of going to the LSUgame; and he did.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!