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DeBalls

(Noun) Brand of beer locally brewed in Ocean City, MD, known for causing panties to drop when administered in excessive amounts. Also good for lubricating dry twister boards, decorating local advertisements, and encouraging the use of power tools in a non-productive (typically dangerous) manner.
Dude...When I pulled out DeBalls the other night, she jumped on me like a fat kid opening presents outside Denny's!!
DeBalls by YOtts March 9, 2009
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Torsades de Balls 

a.k.a. Testicular Torsion: A painful twisting of the testicles that is usually caused by trauma but can also occur spontaneous. If left untreated can lead to partial or total death of the testicle or testicle(s). Term is used by Paramedics rooting from the medical term "Torsades de Pointes" which is unrelated to the testicles meaning: a twisting heart rhythm commonly called "Polymorphic Ventricular Tachycardia".
"man this kid is in pain after falling on a balance beam, now he's got Torsades de Balls"!
Torsades de Balls by donkeypunchmedic September 22, 2011

deballification

The act of being whipped by your girlfriend/wife. She rips off the testicles and puts them in a jar to show all your friends who wears the pants in the relationship.
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Paul was deballified by Tristen when she told him to stay at home and cuddle instead of going to the LSU game; and he did.
deballification by D. Burshears December 1, 2004

deballinated 

to have ones balls removed unwillingly or willingly, usually by freak accident.
oh man, that guy was deballinated while skateboarding yesterday!

coups de balls 

The death blow (to the balls). Similar to "coups de grace", but far worse.
It was bad enough that she cheated on me, but here comes the coups de balls.... she did it with my dad.

Deballinated 

To have ones testicles removed unwillingly
OH SHIT! THAT GUY WAS JUST DEBALLINATED WHEN HE FELL OFF OF HIS SKATEBOARD
Deballinated by WHEELIES March 30, 2009