To slap with a large fish, probably tuna and throw it down you're pants while a bulldog is raping your leg and while your mom in the other room is screaming at her husband to get a job.
Dwurging, means that you are trying to getsomething in need, or want.
Rick Astley: oh man im dwurging for me to never give you up.
Johnny: oh man yep dude so am i
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Gold Digger: oh man i am dwurging for some $$$
Rich Dude: oh man i am dwurging for nothing because i have everything i dwurged for!
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.