*Insult* An asexual, usually taller person with a staunch craving for nutty theatrics.
*Compliment* A particularly bland taste in homosexuality. Used as a backhanded compliment, or simply implemented to confuse the receptionist.
1. That guy put the Ky-Bosh on the Dwiggins looking fellow in the corner.
2. Jeez, if I hadn't heard that you caught up with ol' Sweaty Betty last night I'd brand you as Dwiggins.