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some guy who's cranky and so messed up. he walks by girls, when they giggle at him he think's that they're falling for him and that he'sall hot.
Some kinda idiot who's so superficial that he cant get anythin straight,he cannot think and doesnt know the purpose of his life.
dwerp "(looks at a girl)oh i think she's fallin for me!
guy: no she looks kinda scared of u
dwerp by phoenixench March 15, 2005
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A dwerp is a friend who is very weird. They are mostly dumb, have no common sense or act dumb. Sometimes they can be fun to hang out with but other times they're annoying. A dwerp also likes to ask favors or begs for help/food. Usually, at least, one of your friends is a dwerp.
Julia is a complete and total dwerp.
dwerp by Moist toast December 16, 2018
Related Words
dwerp dwerpopi Dwerpy derp derpes Derper Derped Derpa derpatitis derp-derp
An ignorant, naive person who continuously fails at social interactions and cannot communicate using proper English.
"Look at this dwerp, cant even spell Enggrish correctle"

"Hey you know that dude Tom? He's a dwerp!"
Dwerp by killabee123 June 17, 2013
Call Me Kevin is derping.
Derping by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

The Derp Crew 

A group of Youtubers which come together to create videos

Chilled Chaos/CriousGamers - Very deceptive, and a floozy, plays tons of variety games.
ZeRoyalViking - Chilled's bitch, and science nerd, does some indies to major titles.
GaLmHD/Sondoman - Great at most games like FPS, story driven games, salty at Mario Kart.
tehsmarty/Smarticus - The chilled out derp of the group, also impulse decisions.
TomFawkes - Supreme god at Mario Kart. Good at voice acting, and playthroughs
AphexArcade - Competitive player, he has his shit macro'd, and is also the shortest.
Person 1: Did you see The Derp Crew's new session of Uno!
Person 2: Yeah, it's also ironic that Aphex didn't get any green cards.
The Derp Crew by Fakkutian January 20, 2017

derp gun 

Derp Gun - A gun that causes a lot of damage with one shot, usually having a very long reload time and low penetration. Usually associated with short, High-caliber guns that load HE. Artillery guns are not considered derps (e.g. the 'derp gun' on the USSR tank KV-2).
The joy of the derp gun, is like the joy of s*x, but with explosions.
derp gun by Slagger42 May 16, 2014

Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb 

Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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