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A boy who is "special." He acts weird, but in a funny way. Likes glitter, cupcakes, rainbows, and fish. He loves playing Fortnite despite not being the best at it and acts like a goofball all the time.
Person 1: "Have you seen Keanius today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was dancing on the table but got caught."
by Moist toast December 16, 2018
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A dwerp is a friend who is very weird. They are mostly dumb, have no common sense or act dumb. Sometimes they can be fun to hang out with but other times they're annoying. A dwerp also likes to ask favors or begs for help/food. Usually, at least, one of your friends is a dwerp.
Julia is a complete and total dwerp.
by Moist toast December 16, 2018
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