A dustbuster is an alpha male who, similar to the powerful vacuum of the same name, literally busts the dust by removing "dusters" from women they are mistreating or have no business being with. Dusters, who are hockey players that sit on the bench and collect dust, are removed to the trash and replaced in their prior relationship by the dustbuster, a more skilled male with a bigger cock who treats women with respect.
Tommy is such a fucking duster. He sits on the bench every game collecting dust and treats his girl like shit. Thank God the dustbuster busted the dust. It was horrible to see such a beautiful woman mistreated by a duster.
A 1990-1996 General Motors minivan - either a Chevrolet Lumina APV, a Pontiac Tran Sport, or an Oldsmobile Silhouette. So named because of its unusual dustbuster-like shape.
I'm gonna go take my dustbuster for a drive and pick up some bitches.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.