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Dutch hot box 

A mix between a jamaican hot box and dutch oven. When one farts in the shower and the gassy smell is intensified by the steam.
Bro 1: Dude, I totally just dutch hot boxed the shower. my farts always smell so bad in the shower

Bro 2: I did that today too. My hotbox was the most smelly
Dutch hot box by LumStar December 27, 2011

Dutch Hot Chocolate

To shit in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.
"Hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?" "oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!"
Dutch Hot Chocolate by Lift Ops January 11, 2010

dutch hot tub 

While receiving Fellatio in a hot bath, one shoves their partner's head under the bath water. While their head is submerged the other defecates into the bath water during climax.
Dude one: "That chick asked me for a dutch hot tub!"

Dude two: "gross man, what did you say?"

Dude one: "I was like 'Damn bitch, you nasty!' then i shoved that hoes face in the water!"

hot dutch lunch 

To defecate in someone's mouth and subsequently have them ingest the faecal matter.
I came home from school early and my mother made me a Hot Dutch Lunch.
hot dutch lunch by Pisshole August 24, 2006

hot dutch box 

Allowing the release of frothy butt foam while your partner is below the covers performing oral on you.
"Last night I inadvertently hot dutch boxed my GF. She should have known better! It was taco-Tuesday, today."

Hot Dutch Boy 

Shitting your pants and locking the windows. Or otherwise trapping someone under the covers.
"Get ready for the Hot Dutch Boy fellas!" As he locks the windows up.
Hot Dutch Boy by Knightvladimier August 31, 2021