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Dutch bath 

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.
After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.
Dutch bath by Jonskipop March 20, 2010

Dutch bath 

A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.
The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.
Dutch bath by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Dutch Steam bath 

The act of cutting a fart in a hot shower while some else is in the bathroom. Allowing the hot steam to magnify the stench.

Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.
I was brushing my teeth this morning and my wife gave me a Dutch Steam Bath; it smelled like death
Dutch Steam bath by EverydayEvil December 28, 2010

Dutch bubble bath 

When one or multiple woman stand in a plastic bubble and a gentleman farts into it
Do you want a chance to win $500 all you have to do is a Dutch bubble bath (last woman to leave the bubble wins)
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026