Dutch Shovel 

Oh, you wish you knew...

"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"

Dutch Shovel by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

dutch shovel 

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

dutch shovel by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

tongue shovel her stink ditch 

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

tongue shovel her stink ditch by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 30, 2007

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch 

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch by hella_bull March 29, 2007