dutch router

you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.

while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again

man 1: would you like a dutch router?

man 2: no, that's gay.

man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.

man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!

man 1: yay!

man 2: fag...

by the jamo February 15, 2010

Dutch Router

when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis

You wanna give me a dutch router?

by Bixer February 22, 2009

Double Dutch Ruter

two people jerking each other off, with out being gay or touching each other's dicks

"I grab my dick, you grab your dick and you work each other's arms" = Double Dutch Ruter

by pangopassa February 27, 2009

Dutch Route

After being declined Anal Sex, you might consider a "Dutch Route": Slipping on an Everlast condom backwards, hitting it from behind until the vaginal passage numbs out, then carefully pulling out while managing to leave the condom in; Once out, you again put an Everlast condom on backwards, then slowly insert into the anus. Numb, she will not know exactly which hole you're dogging her in. Success!!!

She wouldn't let me pound that ass, so I pulled a Dutch Route in that shit!

by AuraliusIAm July 11, 2011