Dutch Landmine 

When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.

I layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.

I layed an egg.

Dutch Landmine by MAH boi PSEUDONYM November 7, 2010

Dutch Land Mine

(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.

(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.

(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.

(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.

Dutch Land Mine by GroverSMB October 14, 2009