dusty doorknob

The act of having sex with someone over 65 years of age

Jim: how was your weekend Tom?

Tom: it was great, I had an aggressive dusty doorknob with my grandparents!

dusty doorknob by ThePopcornMaker, chilled mango April 18, 2016

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Dusty doorknob

Dusty doorknob a person who gives bad vibes or just basically dusty

Kierra is a dusty doorknob she give me bad vibes and always be dusty

Dusty doorknob by Unknownnowkyss December 25, 2020

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Dusty Doorknob

An idiot, used as alternative to "dumb fuck"

How could you not do the simplest thing, you dusty doorknob!

Dusty Doorknob by NicoZee June 5, 2024

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