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dusty balls

Lack of sex, orgasms, sexual pleasure
He has some majorly dusty balls, since he lost his ability to jerk off.
dusty balls by mightymia November 18, 2010

Queef dust balls 

When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.

Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.

dust my balls 

A clever synonym for: go to hell; suck my dick; fuck off; kiss my ass.
Stranger: We need you to work an overtime shift on Saturday

You: Man, YHALL can dust my balls. I quit.
dust my balls by More, Parma Sean September 17, 2017

nut dust on a dogs balls 

The dirt that a dog licks from his testicles just before drinking from the toilet.
Chris P. like the nut dust on a dogs balls.

Dust ball 

Broke yet confident typically a male, who has nothing to offer but sex,usually wears the same two outfits and underwear.No Car,Has multiple sex partners,Trys to play psychology game on you to make you look like you don’t have things going on,
He’s such a dust ball,he thought because he came over and fucked me,was gonna live there for free and stay home all day. He’s such a dust ball. It’s always a dust ball trying to make you feel bad and insecure because they are broke and ain’t got nothing going for them besides hoeing around.
Dust ball by Dr.Petty August 9, 2024

big dust ball 

Big dust ball is a guy who looks for all kinds of long and fat items to shove up their ass to keep in for 8 hours on end
Yo big dust ball how do u like that racket up your ass
big dust ball by Snakeknower July 30, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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