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dusty balls

Lack of sex, orgasms, sexual pleasure
He has some majorly dusty balls, since he lost his ability to jerk off.
dusty balls by mightymia November 18, 2010

Queef dust balls 

When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.

Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.

dust my balls 

A clever synonym for: go to hell; suck my dick; fuck off; kiss my ass.
Stranger: We need you to work an overtime shift on Saturday

You: Man, YHALL can dust my balls. I quit.
dust my balls by More, Parma Sean September 17, 2017

nut dust on a dogs balls 

The dirt that a dog licks from his testicles just before drinking from the toilet.
Chris P. like the nut dust on a dogs balls.

Dust ball 

Broke yet confident typically a male, who has nothing to offer but sex,usually wears the same two outfits and underwear.No Car,Has multiple sex partners,Trys to play psychology game on you to make you look like you don’t have things going on,
He’s such a dust ball,he thought because he came over and fucked me,was gonna live there for free and stay home all day. He’s such a dust ball. It’s always a dust ball trying to make you feel bad and insecure because they are broke and ain’t got nothing going for them besides hoeing around.
Dust ball by Dr.Petty August 9, 2024

big dust ball 

Big dust ball is a guy who looks for all kinds of long and fat items to shove up their ass to keep in for 8 hours on end
Yo big dust ball how do u like that racket up your ass
big dust ball by Snakeknower July 30, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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