Dusty Bradford 

A 'dusty bradford' is where you and a girl (or man, if you swing that way) are about to have anal sex. The taker usually wants it lubed up in one way or another, and instead of doing it, you lie and say you're ready to go and just shove it in there dry. Usually a form of punishment to the partner.

girl- "do me from behind"
guy- "okay give me a sec" (shoves it in unexpectantly)
girl- "OUCH! i didnt ask for a dusty bradford!"

Dusty Bradford by Dusty the clown February 17, 2010