Durkey

The act of recieving road head while drinking a gallon of chocolate milk. If you "finish" before you finish the milk, you failed the durkey.

"Dude I can't believe he finished the gallon before he blew, he totally rocked a durkey!"

by durkeychallenge August 19, 2011

durkey

A really ugly breed of waterfowl that looks like a duck but has a face like a turkey.

Don't feed the durkey or it'll keep coming back for more.

by durkeylover09 May 24, 2009

durkey

A durkey is when you stick your dick up a turkeys ass.

Damn did you just durkey that turkey?

by thjdtyjytuj March 27, 2011

durkey

When an idiot trying to say turkey fucks up entirely and says durkey.

"That is one big motherfucking durkey."

by jesusishere January 22, 2009

turkey durkey

A word you use to call your fiancé when she calles you a Chicken Butt.

“You’re such a Chicken Butt “ she says, as he replies “You’re such a turkey Durkey .

by redneck.c December 2, 2018

Durkey

Someone who is scared of something and try's to delay the inevitable.

"Stop being a durkey and fight."

by Shlalomonic January 31, 2025

Durkey

The fat under your neck, also known as a double chin.

Dan Schneider has a huge durkey.

by Tor Bell March 26, 2024