Someone you can depend on- ("depender"), and trust with all of your secrets.
OR when someone states the obvious, you say "DAPINDUH!"
Dapinders are very unique and intelligent, that's why everything seems to be obvious to them.
They excel in whatever they try to do, and are extremely kind. Dapinders are as gorgeous on the inside as they are on the outside. If you're a Dapinder, you're lucky! well... DAPINDUH!
Love: Wow, look at that Goddess!
Roma: No, stupid, that's just a Dapinder!
DAPINDUH!
a taxi driver who, upon meeting you for the first time, instantly becomes your best friend and is willing to talk about his crappy dating life involving his whoremonging cousin Bandhu and let you climb into the front seat from the back.
Deadpool: Uh, who's that in the trunk?
Dopinder: That's just my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool: Dopinder! What the fuck?!