The bird who stole your family including your kids and doesn't feed then until you learn a diffrent language.
New York Times: A mysterious bird named "Duolingo Bird" might be the suspect of dead victims. This is because people didn't learn any new launguages in 1day.
Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up likeBilly, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!
Me: one night of no French is fine Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*