Dunky

The punishment suffered by pirates if caught masturbating while on watch

"Avast Jim-lad, what be that ye be doin? Floggin' molly on night's watch?! It be either Jack Ketch or a dunky for ye then!"

by drm201 August 22, 2011

dunky

A condom. (see also funky dunky, spunky dunky).

I am too embarrassed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. Unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can't get the buggers to fit.

by Dunky Oggins December 9, 2003

dunky

a rubber sheath,otherwise known as a condom

wanna make love with me love?i got some dunkys.

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

dunky

lame, can be used as a noun or adjective

Daniel was kind of dunky sophomore year; Lame ass boy is a dunky.

by emoteen227 February 21, 2017

dunky

An ideology around which an elite trio of Alabama archaeologists have built a closed society based upon principles of honor, fraternity, and the telling of poop jokes.

C-Bar: Uh oh. **long pause** Dunkbrothers, now is the hour of our discontent.
Wedge Mouth: What, did you lay a big dunky again?
Mr. Crabbs (AKA Citizen Snipps): Just tell us you've got a change of shorts this time. Or do we have to revisit the K-Mart fiasco?
C-Bar: Uhhhhhhh...All for dunky, and dunky for all!

by Dunktanyon December 12, 2007

dunky

The correct pronunciation for donkey in Ireland. Rhymes with monkey. Any other pronunciation makes one an ass.

Who's takin' the dunky to France?

by deduck August 9, 2010

dunky

adjective: pronouced "dun-kee" 1.) to have a large butt 2.) to have a overall thick appearance 3.) refering to one's ass in a negative manner, normally refering to a female

Brother 1: Man did you see that trick?
Brother 2: No, why was she fly?
Brother 1: Hell nah, she was kind of dunky

by Shizawn October 7, 2005