An ideology around which an elite trio of Alabama archaeologists have built a closed society based upon principles of honor, fraternity, and the telling of poop jokes.
C-Bar: Uh oh. **long pause** Dunkbrothers, now is the hour of our discontent.
Wedge Mouth: What, did you lay a big dunky again?
Mr. Crabbs (AKA Citizen Snipps): Just tell us you've got a change of shorts this time. Or do we have to revisit the K-Mart fiasco?
C-Bar: Uhhhhhhh...All for dunky, and dunky for all!