dumpst

A dumpst is a person who shows extreme stupidity or thick-headedness, or someone who is just plain stupid. It is also OK to say "What a dumpst!" in a period of quiet in a large crowd. Plural of dumpst is dumpstii.
Often misspelled (sometimes on purpose) as "dumptz".

"What a dumpst!"
"She sure was a dumpst!"
"I am surrounded by dumpstii!"

by G. W. July 24, 2008

Dumpst

When you are suffering from the worst hangover of your life and try and smoke your cigarette of the day while standing in the sun.

Elizabeth was was enjoying a nice after noon with her sister when all of sudden she lit her first cigarette of the day and felt dumpst as fuck.

by Diarrhea May 5, 2018

dumpster-diving

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.

Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

Dumpstick

Noun: A dildo used by gay males for anal play that becomes covered with traces of fecal matter.

Joe: Hey Frank, I want to go to town on your butt with our new dildo!

Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!

by Remodeler64112 November 13, 2017

dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.

Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!

by John graham April 9, 2019

Dumptruck

A trending metaphorical term to describe a specific type of large "booty". Dumptruck refers to a booty that typically exceeds the measurement of 40".

"Damn son! She didn't just have a bubble butt, she had a dumptruck!"

by K Trey September 8, 2013

dumpstrosity

a crap that is so gigantic and terrible, it clogs the toilet and can be smelled from three blocks away

After winning the chili-eating contest, I barely made it to the bathroom to drop the dumpstrosity coming out of my ass.

by werdsmith April 9, 2009