Dump Dial

The act of calling your friends while taking a dump. Usually happens after large meals of the Mexican genre. The dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.

Oh man I really gotta stop dump dialing when I'm eating.

Dude you dump dialed me last night?

Dump Dial by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009

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dump dial

calling your buddy from the can to brag about the fecal masterpiece you just created. also, why camera phones were invented

*ring* *ring* - "hello?", "hello?"

--"dude what's that echo, are you dump dialing me?"

"ohhh yeah, I just shat out a mag-lite and I need a ride to the hospital"

dump dial by numbakrrunch November 27, 2006

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Dump Dial

When one person is on the toilet for a at least 8 minutes, taking a crap, calls another on their phone from the toilet.

Unlike when someone butt-dials you or drunk-dials you, DUMP DIALS mostly occur sober, and on purpose.

"Hey bro, sorry to DUMP DIAL you, but i had to call you from the can...I'm getting a blumpkin!!!!"

Dump Dial by bigCracka' April 14, 2009

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dump dialing

Calling your friends up while taking a shitter on the pot.

Sarah, shit girl, you dump dialing me again? I can smell that from here! Dang!

dump dialing by Dump Dialers Annonymous November 14, 2006

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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