The act of informing one's peers on the texture, consistency, length, and general description of the sick dump they just took. The Bristol Stool Scale is the preferred nomenclature for any dumpdates given.
Verb:
1. Dan dumpdates us on his sick turds all the time. He's a real poop scholar.
Noun:
1. Here's the latest dumpdate, gentlemen. 3" T2 and a 3" T1 supercluster. Translators note: supercluster is exactly what it sounds like dumbass.
1. Dan dumpdates us on his sick turds all the time. He's a real poop scholar.
Noun:
1. Here's the latest dumpdate, gentlemen. 3" T2 and a 3" T1 supercluster. Translators note: supercluster is exactly what it sounds like dumbass.
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