Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.
The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.
Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.
The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.
Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.
Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.
by meowfulcopter April 19, 2009
The act of convincing someone you are going to perform coitus. You then use their facilities to drop a bowel movement. Upon finishing said bowel movement you proceed to exit quite hastily.
Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a date dump and dash
by Jackiepaper June 25, 2017
A game requiring the selection of three arbitrary individuals to be categorized in a one-to-one fashion with three categories: one individual must be copulated with and then discarded (the Do); one individual must be entered into a long-term commitment with (the Date); the final individual is one that you would forego any interaction with (the Dump).
Oh...oh god, you're making a Do Date Dump for Peter Chris and Meg Griffin? I guess...Do Chris, Date Peter, and Dump Meg.
by exw June 11, 2010