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An extream loser that fails in every aspect of life
Lance:I just stuck my had in a blender
Jason:Your a Dumite
Dumite by Jason_Bogus February 3, 2009
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Lady Dimitescu 

"I want Lady Dimitescu to step on me."
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Dumitriţa 

Dumitriţa is a cute girl and a fucking real fan of stranger things.She always make you laugh but she cry a lot.I think she is perfect and the best person in the world.
I love Dumitriţa
Dumitriţa by Haden.. .... June 8, 2020

The "Dumitru" Syndrome 

When you're playing CS:GO, the enemy is far away and you're shooting in the ground with a M4A4 Buzzkill hoping the spray will hit the target somehow. Having this syndrome and applying it means to "pull a <Dumitru>".
Blue : " Did you see what yellow did?"

Orange: "Yea, i saw that, he pulled a <Dumitru> (The "Dumitru" Syndrome) "
The "Dumitru" Syndrome by BlueSent January 21, 2021
Hot guy. Greatest man that's ever lived. Huge 15' inch cock. All girls love him and he's also going to be a model. He get only grade 9s and is the best football player alive. He will fuck up Ronaldo and will be the king of the world. Future president. Btw Cowboy is a cool name.
I know you wanna be like Dumitru but you can't

mr. dumitru

A extra salty bitch that hates kids but works at a school
I heard mr. dumitru hates students
mr. dumitru by BUTTMUNCHER.COMLOM October 18, 2017

Dumitriţa 

Dumitriţa is a cute person and a fucking real fan of stranger things.She always make you laugh but she cry a lot.I think she is perfect and the best person in the world.
Love Dumitriţa
Dumitriţa by Haden.. .... June 8, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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