Dumite 

An extream loser that fails in every aspect of life

Lance:I just stuck my had in a blender
Jason:Your a Dumite

Dumite by Jason_Bogus February 3, 2009

Lady Dimitescu 

Vampire Mommy

"I want Lady Dimitescu to step on me."

Lady Dimitescu by Dimitescu floor mat May 15, 2021

Dumitriţa 

Dumitriţa is a cute girl and a fucking real fan of stranger things.She always make you laugh but she cry a lot.I think she is perfect and the best person in the world.

I love Dumitriţa

Dumitriţa by Haden.. .... June 8, 2020

The "Dumitru" Syndrome 

When you're playing CS:GO, the enemy is far away and you're shooting in the ground with a M4A4 Buzzkill hoping the spray will hit the target somehow. Having this syndrome and applying it means to "pull a <Dumitru>".

Blue : " Did you see what yellow did?"

Orange: "Yea, i saw that, he pulled a <Dumitru> (The "Dumitru" Syndrome) "

The "Dumitru" Syndrome by BlueSent January 21, 2021

Dumitru 

Hot guy. Greatest man that's ever lived. Huge 15' inch cock. All girls love him and he's also going to be a model. He get only grade 9s and is the best football player alive. He will fuck up Ronaldo and will be the king of the world. Future president. Btw Cowboy is a cool name.

I know you wanna be like Dumitru but you can't

Dumitru by Dumitru_The_King_Of_Kings January 21, 2020

mr. dumitru

A extra salty bitch that hates kids but works at a school

I heard mr. dumitru hates students

mr. dumitru by BUTTMUNCHER.COMLOM October 18, 2017

Dumitriţa 

Dumitriţa is a cute person and a fucking real fan of stranger things.She always make you laugh but she cry a lot.I think she is perfect and the best person in the world.

Love Dumitriţa

Dumitriţa by Haden.. .... June 8, 2020