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One of the most common romanian last names and if you have that you have a 12 inch dick
Girl:1 have you seen dumitru?
Girl:2 yes omg i want to be his girlfriend
Girl:1 i heard he has a 12 inch

Girl:2omg really?
Dumitru:hey girls

Both girls:hi dumitru!
Dumitru by Cacamacawiju January 27, 2021
The most sexiest boy ,next door with a fat dick in your ass
Dumitru suck big dark cocks
Dumitru by Darknudes September 14, 2020
Hot guy. Greatest man that's ever lived. . All girls love him and he's also going to be a model. He will be the king of the world. Future president. Btw Cowboy is a cool name.
Dumitru
Dumitru by dasdasdf August 24, 2023

The "Dumitru" Syndrome 

When you're playing CS:GO, the enemy is far away and you're shooting in the ground with a M4A4 Buzzkill hoping the spray will hit the target somehow. Having this syndrome and applying it means to "pull a <Dumitru>".
Blue : " Did you see what yellow did?"

Orange: "Yea, i saw that, he pulled a <Dumitru> (The "Dumitru" Syndrome) "
The "Dumitru" Syndrome by BlueSent January 21, 2021

mr. dumitru

A extra salty bitch that hates kids but works at a school
mr. dumitru by BUTTMUNCHER.COMLOM October 18, 2017

Dumptruck 

A trending metaphorical term to describe a specific type of large "booty". Dumptruck refers to a booty that typically exceeds the measurement of 40".
"Damn son! She didn't just have a bubble butt, she had a dumptruck!"
Dumptruck by K Trey September 8, 2013