Dumbastic Terror
Terror caused by Dumbass actions. "Dumbastic Terrorism" is the ill-use of Dumbass actions to achieve extreme levels of annoyance, chagrin, irritation or displeasure. A "Dumbastic Terrorist" is a person who consistently acts like a Dumbass, to irritate and displease people around them.
Person 1: "Did you hear what Chet did?"
Person 2: "What did he do 'this' time?"
Person 1: "He annoyed the hell out of everyone with double enterers and actual 'stupid' questions about the upcoming project, during the staff meeting."
Person 2: "It is April 1st, though."
Person 1: "Doesn't matter. He makes bad jokes about everything- then clutches his pearls about his jokes not being well received."
Person 2: "If he wasn't the Boss, he'd have been canned years ago."
Person 1: "His wife loves him dearly, but she's got a term for all the annoying things like this he does."
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "She calls his actions like that "Dumbastic Terror".
Person 2: "Oh, that's good!"
Person 1: "Right?! Thank God for Chet's wife."
Person 2: "Bless Chet's wife, the saving grace of this place."
Person 2: "What did he do 'this' time?"
Person 1: "He annoyed the hell out of everyone with double enterers and actual 'stupid' questions about the upcoming project, during the staff meeting."
Person 2: "It is April 1st, though."
Person 1: "Doesn't matter. He makes bad jokes about everything- then clutches his pearls about his jokes not being well received."
Person 2: "If he wasn't the Boss, he'd have been canned years ago."
Person 1: "His wife loves him dearly, but she's got a term for all the annoying things like this he does."
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "She calls his actions like that "Dumbastic Terror".
Person 2: "Oh, that's good!"
Person 1: "Right?! Thank God for Chet's wife."
Person 2: "Bless Chet's wife, the saving grace of this place."
Dumbastic Terror by N.J.H. Bautista October 17, 2026
