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Dumbfuckistan

The lay term for America since the "re-election" of George W. Bush to the Presidency
We all gotta leave Dumbfuckistan and the last one out turn out the lights!
Dumbfuckistan by Cristi November 28, 2004

Dumbfuckistan

Otherwise known as Shitsforbrainsylvania, is an area of the U.S.A. which showed it's vast intelligence in the 2004 election. Hence the name.
After the 2004 election it was clear which area of the U.S.A., (cough, Dumbfuckistan, cough) will be destroyed of stupidity.
Dumbfuckistan by Whogivesashit?? August 12, 2007

Dumbfuckistan

A extreme word for "Jesusland." Depicts the map of the 2004 U.S. presidential election showing red states for that George W. Bush (where it is labeled "Dumbfuckistan") and states that voted for John Kerry. Appeared in a Saturday Night Live TV Funhouse small cartoon "Blue Christmas."
Rudoolph: What do you mean "Red States"? They all look the same to me.
Santa: Not on my map! Here's America *points to blue states*, *points to red states* and here's Dumbfuckistan!
Dumbfuckistan by Dark Paladin X June 21, 2008

dumbfuckistan

The southern region of the United States, mainly portraying the south to south east, containing many Donald Trump and 2nd amendment supporters.
"Wow" said @t.o.p.k.e.k as he saw a KKK gathering kill a helpless negro man. "Well you know what they say...what happens in dumbfuckistan, stays in dumbfuckistan" said the great meme jesus.

Dumbfuckistan

dumbfuckistan | dumb-fuck-istan
this nickname originally was founded at the 2004 re-election of George W. Bush as President of the United States. It was commonly used for the "red states". But this changed as Donald Trump got elected as U.S. President in 2017, the rest of the world start to assume that the whole U.S.A. most gone full retard and since then "dumbfuckistan" is the most used nickname for the U.S.A. outside the US.
This shit only happens in dumbfuckistan.
Dumbfuckistan by Aaskjer April 22, 2020

Dumfuckistan 

A nation of which all stupidity originates.
She's not intelligent; she must have moved here from Dumfuckistan.
Dumfuckistan by Casey Turner May 1, 2008
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