Duke vs UNC

GREATEST. RIVALRY. EVER.

Both teams are usually top 25 in the nation , and they always play a two or three crazy games against each other every year. Both have great coaches, one of whom has the most collegiate basketball wins ever. ( hint, it’s not the UNC coach ) They both usually make it to the NCAA Tournament and they usually make it to at least the Sweet 16. Except for last year lmao. The fan bases hate each other more than anything on planet earth. All UNC fans want to kill Christian Laettner and all Duke fans wish they got MJ.

Duke fan: u see that Duke vs UNC game last night?
UNC fan who lost: no I have a short memory lol
( right now Duke owns UNC )

Duke vs UNC by Lebrun Jaames December 10, 2021

unc vs duke 

n. the greatest college basketball rivalry. ever. So far, duke has won 5 NCAA championships, while in 2017 UNC won their 6th in 2017. Almost evenly matched in skill, with UNC coming out only slightly on top looking at every game they've played against each other.
fans have been known to actively go to their rivals games solely to cheer on the opposition. In the 2017 NCAA tournament, UNC fans stayed after the UNC game just to cheer on Duke's opposition.

n. one of the hottest college basketball tickets to get. sells out in minutes.

UNC student: Oh! Who's your friend?
Friend: This is ___ and they go to Duke and-
UNC Student: HISSSS
Duke student: HISSSSS

Friend: So what did you do last night?
UNC Student: I camped out in front of the ticket office so I could get a ticket to the UNC vs Duke game 4 years from now.

unc vs duke by shadow-scale June 27, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016