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The seed of an infertile man.

Lazy sperm.
My girl wants us to have a baby and I don't have the heart to tell her I've got dudwad.
Dudwad by Marcus J. White March 25, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
everyday use for the word dude. It's basically the same word as dude x100. You most likely call your friends dudads, but on rare occasions, if you change the tone of your voice it can be used for enemies. Most of the time when you are chilling it, it's appropriate!
Hey, Dudad wanna go get ice cream?
Hey, Dudad pass me the hummus right now!
Wow, Chelsea, did you see that dudad over there? She so stole the low-po from me!
dudad by purplebackpack123 April 11, 2019
Related Words
Dudwad • dudad • dadwad • dudaddy • dudadert • Dudadu • Dudewad • duwadum
your pancreas and/or duoden
Matt Gary yells duwadum before running into his bathroom.
duwadum by Pasco October 15, 2006
A techno beat. A fun thing to sing. Something to say when your bored. A type of dumb person. A brightly colored fuzzy bird.
" I love this techno song. The beats are great. Dudadu...."
Dudadu by Shabooblyant`e May 21, 2009
noun: young, first time father. still a dude, but also a dad.
Can't go out drinking? You're such a dudad.
dudad by djcultcha January 22, 2011
A wad of something that is commonly found on dudes. Dudewad is the 118th element, and is proven by no one that it cures dyslexia.
Person 1: Hey man you need some Dudewad.

Person 2: I on dnot!

Person 1: You need some strong shit!

(Gives dudewad and smokes it from a bong)

Person 2: Thanks thats loads better!

Person 1: Shit it's the popo! RUN!
Dudewad by wt95 November 3, 2009
A wad of Milk duds you have already chewed.
mmm Eating Milk Duds
"Ahh! My tooth fell out!"
"You're lying."
"Nuh-uh. Look here."
"Holy shit! It's in your dud wad!"
"Dude it totally is! Stupid dud wad! ow!"
Dud Wad by MissKnowItAll17 August 22, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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