Dudwad

The seed of an infertile man.

Lazy sperm.

My girl wants us to have a baby and I don't have the heart to tell her I've got dudwad.

by Marcus J. White March 25, 2009

dudad

everyday use for the word dude. It's basically the same word as dude x100. You most likely call your friends dudads, but on rare occasions, if you change the tone of your voice it can be used for enemies. Most of the time when you are chilling it, it's appropriate!

Hey, Dudad wanna go get ice cream?
Hey, Dudad pass me the hummus right now!
Wow, Chelsea, did you see that dudad over there? She so stole the low-po from me!

by purplebackpack123 April 11, 2019

duwadum

your pancreas and/or duoden

Matt Gary yells duwadum before running into his bathroom.

by Pasco October 15, 2006

Dudadu

A techno beat. A fun thing to sing. Something to say when your bored. A type of dumb person. A brightly colored fuzzy bird.

" I love this techno song. The beats are great. Dudadu...."

by Shabooblyant`e May 21, 2009

dudad

noun: young, first time father. still a dude, but also a dad.

Can't go out drinking? You're such a dudad.

by djcultcha January 22, 2011

Dudewad

A wad of something that is commonly found on dudes. Dudewad is the 118th element, and is proven by no one that it cures dyslexia.

Person 1: Hey man you need some Dudewad.

Person 2: I on dnot!

Person 1: You need some strong shit!

(Gives dudewad and smokes it from a bong)

Person 2: Thanks thats loads better!

Person 1: Shit it's the popo! RUN!

by wt95 November 3, 2009

Dud Wad

A wad of Milk duds you have already chewed.

mmm Eating Milk Duds
"Ahh! My tooth fell out!"
"You're lying."
"Nuh-uh. Look here."
"Holy shit! It's in your dud wad!"
"Dude it totally is! Stupid dud wad! ow!"

by MissKnowItAll17 August 22, 2009