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A wad of something that is commonly found on dudes. Dudewad is the 118th element, and is proven by no one that it cures dyslexia.
Person 1: Hey man you need some Dudewad.

Person 2: I on dnot!

Person 1: You need some strong shit!

(Gives dudewad and smokes it from a bong)

Person 2: Thanks thats loads better!

Person 1: Shit it's the popo! RUN!
Dudewad by wt95 November 3, 2009
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duderadical

Duderadical is a loser that got bullied in 7th grade and made a youtube video that went viral around the school and continues to haunt him.
Duderadical
duderadical by Hfhfje January 20, 2014

dudewaiting 

The area--often with bench or lounge seating, sometimes just open floor--where cool dudes wait for their girls in retail stores.

Can also be the act of dudewaiting: standing in said area and/or carrying her shopping bags.
Stuck in dudewaiting while my gf tries on culottes.

-or-

I'm dudewaiting at Victoria's Secret right now.
dudewaiting by mpdnyc September 13, 2011

Dudewatch 

A real sick punk band from the Bay area. They kill it.
I saw Dudewatch last night in Santa Cruz, they rocked so hard I lost my pants.
Dudewatch by SextronCasanova June 20, 2011

dudewashing 

Taking a story with strong female characters and turning many or all of them into men to suit modern sensibilities.
The original fairy tale "The Snow Queen" is about women saving a man from another woman. In the Disney movie "Frozen", after some good dudewashing, it was a story about one female among men helping to save her sister.
dudewashing by ZGF November 8, 2013

duderaderie 

dude·ra·der·ie

Goodwill and lighthearted rapport between or among dudes; duderadeship.

Combination of the words "dude" and "camaraderie".
Jason and Kenny have developed a real duderaderie after spending three years as roommates.
duderaderie by Jason Scott 2 October 2, 2006
The seed of an infertile man.

Lazy sperm.
My girl wants us to have a baby and I don't have the heart to tell her I've got dudwad.
Dudwad by Marcus J. White March 25, 2009
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