A person who dresses up and deceives or defrauds people or businesses almost to the point of being pathological. Usually these people are so caught up in their own bullshit that they start to believe their own lies.

Joe Biden is on tv saying vaccinated people should not spend time with their unvaccinated relatives this Christmas.
Me - Man! I don't need some duded up stunt telling me how to live my life.

Duded Up Stunt by Malicious Intent December 22, 2021

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Duded Up Stunt

Joe Biden is on tv saying vaccinated people should not spend time with their unvaccinated relatives this Christmas.
Me - Man! I don't need some duded up stunt telling me how to live my life.

Duded Up Stunt by Malicious Intent December 22, 2021

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Duced-Up

A profound regret and embarrassment caused by the creeping, heavy stench of an un-planned, ill-timed yet unavoidable "number 2" restroom visitation; commonplace in fast-food restaurants, college dormitories and other semi-intimate settings with notoriously poor air circulation.

I don't think I got the job, I bad duced-up at the break. WTF, who puts the shitter that close to the kitchen...? Everyone just scattered...

Duced-Up by YAWA August 11, 2016

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dude shut up

its time for you to shut up cause you are being very very stupid!!

louis: BAHAHAHAHAH
Bob: dude shut up
Louis: Bhahahahhahahhahaa
Bob: dude shut up you're not funny what is your problem
louis: ...

dude shut up by IMMABOSS99 June 6, 2012

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Up dude

Stuck up and snobby; arrogant. Someone who has jumped so far up their own ass, though not necessarily a male, that they become intolerable. Inspired by ponytails: People who wear / have them tend to act better than others.

"That girl is so up dude."

"Your boyfriend is hot but he's is too too fucking up dude."

"Man, chill out, don't be so up dude!"

Up dude by UdoU March 3, 2017

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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