Dude you have no Quran 

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.

Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)

Dude you have no Quran by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010

Dude, you have no Qur’an 

1. To abruptly prove to someone that they are mistaken.

Jacob Isom (23 year old skate boarder) rolled up to a hate-mongering preacher in Texas and snatched away a Qur'an that the idiot was about to light on fire.

After stripping the ball from a player who is driving to the rim, you say "Dude, you have no Qur’an!"

Dude, you have no Qur’an by 06em September 13, 2010