Noun. A title given to a male that does not comprehend heavy hints that he is unwanted. This male can usually be found with an affliction t-shirt and creeping in the "clubs". He will be found in many nightlife photos trying to do funny faces to appear to be confident in himself.
Baby Dude wont stoptexting me.
What is with that Baby Dude following you around?
That Baby Dude is a stage five clinger.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.