Only the most amazing show you will see on modern television, including many ducks, and a giant redneck family.
by willie6969 April 15, 2013
One of many American shows that have contributed to the slowing down of the progression of man kind.
After only a minute of watching,
I experienced a deep desire to hate fuck each one of them in the mouth.
Moreover, it has scared my wife from conceiving children due to fear of the insane offsprings these hillybilly-redneck hybrids might spawn.
After only a minute of watching,
I experienced a deep desire to hate fuck each one of them in the mouth.
Moreover, it has scared my wife from conceiving children due to fear of the insane offsprings these hillybilly-redneck hybrids might spawn.
by JARTAyMEDIA January 17, 2016
When multiple women and a man get together and rip pillows open, pull the feathers out. Then fuck in the pile of feathers.
by CRenn September 30, 2018
A polygamist commune of gay married homosexual men living as a family unit. Know for their frequent gay orgies at which the grunting sounds of numerous men amid various angry sex acts can sound like a flock of angry ducks.
1. Person 1: Have you seen Joe recently? Person 2: Didn't you hear? He married into that duck dynasty out in the desert.
2. The group of apes grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.
2. The group of apes grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.
by InnocentBystander69 March 27, 2014
The worst thing that ever happen to western civization. Not only is it a complete waste of ones unretrievable moments of life but it also lowers your I.Q. by five points per episode watched. However, it is a great litmus test for fishing out morons.
Moron: Hey, did you hear what Si said last night on Duck Dynasty?
Nonmoron: No, I was busy watching a Feynman lecture on YouTube.
Nonmoron: No, I was busy watching a Feynman lecture on YouTube.
by FinnTheLight September 11, 2013
The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.
After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.
by Hammerpounding October 26, 2014
Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.
Comparing homosexuality to bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'
'What the hell dude?'
'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'
'What the hell dude?'
'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'
by Nale Dixon December 23, 2013