Duck dick stew is an
Asian delicacy consisting of wild duck
penis, duck broth, and most commonly poatoes and vegetables. Typically it is cooked in a crock pot for 4 to 8 hours.
The duck dick can also be substituted for goose dick, coot dick, or other upland
bird dick.
Depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck dicks per stew.
"Dude, how many duck dicks do you do when you do a duck dick
stew?"
"I do 22 duck dicks when I do duck dick stew Dude, but
something new i do is
smoked duck dick too."