by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010
by dandiggitydun April 17, 2018
/duc-dih-king/
Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."
Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."
by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017
Duck dick stew is an Asian delicacy consisting of wild duck penis, duck broth, and most commonly poatoes and vegetables. Typically it is cooked in a crock pot for 4 to 8 hours.
The duck dick can also be substituted for goose dick, coot dick, or other upland bird dick.
Depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck dicks per stew.
The duck dick can also be substituted for goose dick, coot dick, or other upland bird dick.
Depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck dicks per stew.
"Dude, how many duck dicks do you do when you do a duck dick stew?"
"I do 22 duck dicks when I do duck dick stew Dude, but something new i do is smoked duck dick too."
"I do 22 duck dicks when I do duck dick stew Dude, but something new i do is smoked duck dick too."
by Duck Dick Stew October 23, 2016
Person 1: wanna play a game?
Person 2: which game?
Person 1: Duck duck dick, of course!
Person 2: No thanks, I’m not a thirsty pubg vagene.
Person 2: which game?
Person 1: Duck duck dick, of course!
Person 2: No thanks, I’m not a thirsty pubg vagene.
by Python3 April 27, 2019
by TaneTrain69 May 28, 2017
" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"
by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017