Duck Meat

The juiciest cut of man-meat

Want some duck meat? Then duck down and try some.

by Deez Nutz March 14, 2003

Duck Meat

A person with a small penis. It is derived from when you order duck breast at a restaurant and when you receive it it is much smaller and not as enjoyable as you previously imagined.

After Sherrie slept with rob she told Christa that the night was going well until she got the duck meat.

by Afancygenetisist December 8, 2010

Duck meat

The sweaty balls between your toes

After a long country walk, I took my socks off and found a load of duck meat between my toes.

by Mrbute March 26, 2022

meat duck

Someone of the duck.. also a really good cuddle object (soft and squishy)

Guy: wanna cuddle

Girl: nah I gotta meat duck.

by Yuopi January 30, 2017

duckmeat

A person that sits in front of the computer all day getting drunk on cheap vodka and avoiding work. Is also the target for all whorings that occur in chat rooms.

That duckmeat in Mississippi decided that it was more important to sit in AOL Football Chat for 20 hours while sucking down Popov vodka and getting whored by everyone in the chat instead of going to a job interview at the sewage plant.

by Steve in Tampa August 15, 2006

Duckmeat

(adj.)-An adjective used to describe something as good or awesome.

(adj.)-A synonym to "epic" when classifying poetry.

Beowulf is a duckmeat poem.

by Duckmeat2010 January 1, 2011