sticky lids

Last night I blow my wife’s brains out and blow my load all over her eyes.

My wife loves sticky lids

by Mrbute June 27, 2022

Now Boss

A local shopkeeper dealing with one customer, when he is finished he looks at another customer and says Now Boos.

That’s 45p and 28p, thanks Tony, Now Boss.

by Mrbute September 1, 2023

Bed Womb

Bed Womb

Going to bed early in my bed womb, felling safe and cosy, snug and warm.

by Mrbute September 1, 2023

Duck meat

The sweaty balls between your toes

After a long country walk, I took my socks off and found a load of duck meat between my toes.

by Mrbute March 26, 2022