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To exaggerate the truth in order to make oneself look better, to "one up" another persons story in order to look or appear as more educated or interesting.
When one person recounts a story, and the other says "No, no, in my town, the same thing happened but it was bigger than that". This is a common Duchi tactic.
Duchi by Duchi Union January 26, 2006
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When you when when when I when you when when
WHEN
WHEN A UHHHHH
uhhh
When
Yeah
Hen
Wennnnn
When you remember that a duchi-fat exists:
OMGGGG IT'S A DUCHI-FAT
Ok I pull up
Duchi-fat is... Uh...

"SHIT MAN, I JUST SAW A DUCHI. OMG ITS A FAT ONE, TOO! "
".....what"
Duchi-fat by Sageeex November 16, 2022
When you when when when I when you when when
WHEN
WHEN A UHHHHH
uhhh
When
Yeah
Hen
Wennnnn
When you remember that a duchi-fat exists:
OMGGGG IT'S A DUCHI-FAT
Ok I pull up
Duchi-fat is... Uh...

"SHIT MAN, I JUST SAW A DUCHI. OMG ITS A FAT ONE, TOO! "
".....what"
Duchi-fat by Sageeex November 16, 2022

In The Shadows of The Duchess 

(noun): extortion tool disguised as book and used ad nauseam (2.5 yrs +) by Samantha Markle in her unsuccessful shakedown of her half sister, The Duchess of Sussex, and The Royal Family; con.

(verb): bluff uttered to deceive

(adj): imagined accomplishment used to gain attention.
You can’t scare me and make me give in to your demands, I don’t cower to the In The Shadows of The Duchess

move.

If you don’t give me what I want I will embarrass you, don’t make me use In The Shadows of The Duchess, you will regret it.

I am an author with a quick wit, I wrote In [The Shadows of The Duchess

charlatan duchess 

char·la·tan duch·ess - (noun) A name coined in 2018 for Meghan Markle upon her marriage to Prince Henry of Wales. A worldwide movement ensued with social media battle lines drawn between Markle supporters and those behind the hashtag of #Megxit, #NotMyDuchessEVER! #NotMyDuchess and #CharlatanGrifter.
In Britain and with anti- Markle fans, Meghan Markle will forever be remembered as the Charlatan Duchess.
Slang for douche lick, douchelick. One who licks a douche. To nick the douche bag and drink it.
Dude you are such a disgusting duchnik
duchnik by Rick 59 January 10, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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