Ducatti

An individual who has a overly large penis. Enough so that it damages their every day life.

Ducatti's cock cant fit in his pants

by darius354 February 15, 2024

Ducati

A two wheeled money pit, sexy beyond words, enough to drive a normal person insane with lustful passion, and to empty any wallet. Universally despised by the larger motorcycle community that can't afford to own one.

Ducati bikes are practical, reliable, and affordable, and people never spend any money to customize them.... NOT!

by LAZYDUC December 25, 2008

Ducati

Legends on wheels. Makers of the finest, fastest and sexiest two wheeled machines ever!

Have a look on www.ducati.com

by Mortuus February 2, 2004

Ducati

A beautiful motorcycle.

Trinity was riding a Ducati 996 in the matrix reloaded.

by Elgeoharris December 9, 2003

Ducati Dreaming

A time in a young motorcyclist's life when he or she is fed up with their inadequate Japanese motorcycle and wants to trade up for a Desmo Ducati but can't due to lack of funds. This is also a common activity done by ducati owners when during the winter months or on days unsuitable for riding.
Victims of Ducati Dreaming can be spotted in a class or work setting, browsing through ducati vids on youtube or visiting Ducati.com

Teacher: Joe, is what you are looking at on ducati.com have anything to do with psych 101?

Joe: Sorry professor I am suffering from Ducati Dreaming

by Josef Campbell January 5, 2010

Dirty Ducati

When you fuck 4 baby's with only your two big toes and your pinky fingers. It can only be performed in a hospital broom closet.

I can't believe you pulled off a Dirty Ducati yesterday!

by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022

ducati

A bike of pure engineering design simplicity.
Intended for racing & competition NOT for your everyday road riding puke.
It is designed to be regularly stripped serviced & inspected.
It is designed to be riden hard & often NOT left as a dust collecting Latte shelf.
A pig of a bike in unskilled hands, A class winner for REAL riders.

Desmodronic valve actuation - totally accurate control of valves.

by Richard Bruce February 15, 2005